Alan Raines - Shop clerk at West Side Hardware in Millbrook NJ. Only employee who knows how to make keys. Has a limp from a garage door falling on his leg when he was a teenager.
A sad ghost most likely returning from a Pacman audition that went poorly.
Sal Bogs - Stripper bodyguard working in a college town in central Florida. Used to be a chef but couldn’t handle the drinking. Collects fraternity pledge pins.
Alan Shalling - systems analyst pushed from economic forcasting in the Treasury Dept to trendspotting for marketers in social media. Alcoholic.
